October 27, 2007

So this week was a good week for me. I found out early that mommy only had to work three days this week, so that means I got to spend extra time with her. Little did I know that my father was going to ruin it by also taking time off. Why does he have to be so mean?

Also Auntie Shyster came for a visit. I haven’t seen her in months and I really believed that she didn’t like me. I was just soooo glad that I didn’t have to go back on the road trip from heck to see her again. I also found out that I am going to be a nephew again as she just got engaged. I only know this because on Thursday I went dress shopping with the girls and daddy too.

On Friday I had to go back to the Doctor to seee if I am gaining weight and I am. In two weeks I packed on almost a full pound!!! I am going to keep eating Ice Cream until the cows come home. I still don’t think that I am related to daddy because if he were on this diet he would have put on at least 100 pounds.

I did get even with the old man though. Saturday morning i got up at my usual time of about 5:30. Daddy was trying to be nice and change my diaper before he let me play with mommy in their bed. I was not going to have any of this. As daddy tried to put on my first diaper, I peed on him and the changing table. He then needed to clean up the mess before he could try the second diaper. At this point, my bladder wasn’t really empty so I released a flood onto daddy, my clothes, the changing table and the floor. Mommy came in and the proceeded to put on the third diaper. She had no problems with me. Daddy on the other hand had to clean up the mess with paper towels and a carpet cleaner. Hee hee hee. Daddy did say he was going to get me back in like seven years, I don’t know what that means, but I don’t like it.

Well I have to build up the strength to say goodbye to Auntie Shyster and do some shopping which daddy says is short for me hitting on chicks.

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Alex