Author: alex

Well hello to all who are no longer following me on my Blog. I am a tad bit disappointed that you have forgotten about me and now that I think about it, I just might cry.

Well on to better news: Captain Fatty to Fatty McDaddy has finally uploaded almost a years worth of missing photos. Yes, I did say a year!!! His excuse would be that we moved, he built a new server, Lauren, shoulder surgery, … The list goes on and on, I believe he is just lazy and likes bon-bons.

There have been new things since my last post, I have learned to fish and since it is free for me to do it, cheap-o daddy is all for it. I had my last day of school today. We all know what that means, two and a half months of mommy and Panda Cat.

I would post more, but I need to sleep for my first soccer practice tomorrow.

Alex

Well would you look at this, 2 posts in a month.

I am actually in bed now only because I finally got my medicine. It really helps to stand at the top of the stairs and yell down like an old man in a nursing home: “I need my medicine. Where is my medicine. Bring my medicine up her now! OK, I am going to count down from 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Where is my medicine, I counted down. BRING…ME…MY…MEDICINE.” There is more to this rant, but it kinda repeats.

Now once I get my medicine and go to bed, I see mommy with a picture of an owl. So I have to go to daddy’s office and get some tape. I know some of you are asking why I did this, it is quite obvious if you knew me. I had to put it on my window to scare the birds away so they don’t wake me up.

Well time to go to sleep.

Love Alex<3

I could go on and on on how I should fire my parents about updating my blog, but I wont, you already know that. Also, some one has to teach me to type so I can truely do this myself without the help of the rents.

So what has happened in the past THREE months? Well there was a hospital visit or two, two birthday parties, a swing set, and more of the same. Hopefully, daddy will get the photos up from the past like year and we will all be up to date.

I know you are saying hospital?! Yes I was in the hospital for a day. You see on the night of Feb 13, my right eyelid was swelling shut. My mom got all crazy and took me to the ER.  The Doctor there was not sure if it go infected or if I had an allergy. So he gave me some benadryll and sent me home. The next morning, my eyelid was worse, so back to the ER we went. They were able to get me a Peds doc who thought it would be better if I spent the night, so I did, with daddy. Mommy and Daddy seem to think that I ruined their V-day celabration, but what were they going to do? I slept well once daddy got me drugs and went home the next day. Amazing what happens when you get IV drugs.

Also in the past two months, I made to two of my bestest friends’ birthday parties. Matty’s was at the end of February and it was at the gym mommy and daddy hardly go to (mommy has an excuse as she is in class, daddy on the other hand is jus fat and lazy). A couple of weeks later, I went to Kyle’s party where I got to paint a plate. Once again daddy says it is a Picasso.

Eventhough I make fun of daddy, I love the big guy to death (as he says). For Easter, CC bought me a swing set. She did not know how much work was involved in putting it together, but needless to say, it took daddy over 3 days to get the massive thing together for me. The only thing I can say about it is that I LOVE IT!!! It has a swing for me and Lauren, a huge wavy slide, a tire swing, rock wall, trapezee, monkey bars and a rope ladder. I just want to play on it all day long, but I do get tired once in a while. Once again, I LOVE IT!!

Finally, it really has been the same old suff. I torture daddy and now that I know he is have surgery on his shoulder, I will be able to torture a little better. I love playing “outside” with playdoh, Legos and doing crafts. Lauren is Lauren, I am not jealous, but it was more fun when it was just me. I do love to play with her, bit do we make each other laugh. I really cant wait until we start to chase each other arounf the house.

I hope that once daddy gets this so called new server up and running, he will be able to keep up, but I am not holding my breath.

That is it for now.

Happy Veteran’s Day!!! Oh and my parents are fired.

Even though the federal govt. does not see it, I am also a veteran. I did battle with Outside and I won!! If you don’t know what that means, last night I was reaching to be picked up by mommy but we missed grabbing each other and I fell straight back and my head cracked against the tile floor. I hit sooo hard that I had to think about crying. I thought I was fine as I went to ‘Nastics and played almost like normal. I came home and mommy asked for the fourth time on what color Panda Cat is. I of course said pink for the forth time. At this point, mommy and daddy load Lauren and I up and off to the ER we went. We get there and had to wait near people who looked like they might have this H1N1 thingy but we were in the opposite area. I get taken back to a room and am told that they need to scan my Cat (a cat scan). To protect Panda Cat, I screamed and yelled so that they were not able to do it. I am sure daddy drugged me because I fell asleep like 30 minutes later and then they snuck me in and scanned my cat. Needless to say, the test came back normal and I was sent home with rest in my future. Mommy says that this will probably the first of many visits to the ER, I don’t know what she means.

Other than my ER visit, mommy and daddy have pretty much cleaned up all of the stuff after the move. It is kinda cool because in setting up his office, daddy was able to setup a new computer for me. It is a Mac. Daddy say boo, but yeah since it will be harder for me to break. He also says Gramp Bill should get one cause he is tired of fixing his.

Mommy and Daddy also picked up a new game for the Wii. I now have the Beatles Rock Band and I am a natural at the drums.

Well, it is time for me to go eat some food and make sure that my mommy coes home since I have been with daddy all since the war injury.

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Alex

I learned a new word today….Greeeeeegggg and boy is it fun to yell!

Mommy says that I am not supposed to use that to call daddy, but rather Daddy. What’s the fun in that. Oh Well time to cause more trouble for daddy.

Alex

So who out there thinks that it is ridiculous that my parents have not updated my blog in months?!?!?!

I am gonna so fire my daddy once I figure out how I can manage a house by myself so mommy does not have to work. I guess I will have to win the lottery. I am cute enough, maybe they will just give me the money. But until that time, daddy is in big trouble like always.

So today was a BIG day. I did not know why until later. It started out as a usual Wednesday, daddy takes me to McDonald’s for breakfast, I cause a little commotion and then he takes me to school. I go to school, play with my friends and then cry when it is daddy who picks me up. (not too much as I need to look tough in front of the others). But today instead of  going home, daddy said we needed to go to CC’s house. So we go there and I see something that makes every kid happy, a NEW Rainbow Play System!!!!! It was great to play on my own stuff. Now I really want to visit CC more!!

Well, it is off to bed as I have had a really exciting day.

Alex

You have to check out my favorite video on Hulu: Elmo Riding his Tricycle. Since I am busy watching the video, this post will not be very long.

Love Alex

I know some of you are thinking, why the new theme, well I decided that since Grandma Nikki loves me soooo much, I might put this theme up once in a while. It is call Japan Style and it really reminds me of her (not daddy since he it too fat).

Also Grandma Nikki like to remind me of my heritage, which if you do not know is mainly American, but I am 1/4 Japanese. You would think with how big daddy is, it would be like 3/4 but mommy says it is based on the number of grandparents and not how big someone might be, I of course and going to look in to this later in life. So back to Nikki, see loves to give me sembei – rice crackers. Some have nori (seaweed), some are plain, but most have soy sauce or teriyaki flavoring. She also makes me gohan (rice, saying sticky rice would be redundant for those who think rice is not sticky). I love her eventhough she gave birth to daddy.

So daddy, that guy is nuts, I mean he gives me miso soup, tofu, sushi and a host of other things that I like, but are odd. Mommy says it is OK because Nikki would also give it to me. Who knows, I think daddy is just trying to fatten me up.

Well off to my nap, maybe I will post later today.

Alex