Oct. 21, 2007

Today started as a normal day for me. I got up at 6 AM and my parents were upset saying that it is a weekend and I can sleep in late. Why should I? I might miss something and besides, I have a small tummy and it not a fuel storage depot like daddy’s belly, so I need to eat a little more often than he does. I can’t go for days like fatty to fatty mcdaddy. I also have my two front teeth coming in, so I need a little more energy to get them out and to chew on the teething ring.

So mom got up to feed me (well so did dad, but he was a little slow because I think he is broken). After I ate, I did not realize it was picture day, but for some reason, mom put me in an orange outfit and started calling me her little peanut. Dad kept saying that I was the cutest M&M and wanted to eat me up. I was tired from being soooo cute that I took a nap and the next thing I know, I was in the car and headed to the pet store. I think my cheap daddy needs to buy me a fish tank, at least that is what mom says.

So after the road trip, Grandpa Bill and Grandma Nikki showed up. I thought that they loved me and would protect me from the insanity of my mom and her love of pandas, boy was I wrong. They helped my mom with her dream, she made me into a panda! I know I am cute, but why does she do this to me. I can’t believe I am going to say this, but call PETA on my dad for allowing my mom to do this. After grandma and grandpa left, mom put me in my car seat, drove me to Grandma CC’s house and shoved me in the outfit. Why me?!?!?

Time to head to bed, hopefully I wont wake up in the panda outfit.

Alex