Author: alex

So, How do I start this post. Oh I know, my daddy is lazy. Almost 2 months since the last post. It is not like he is busy or anything, he had plenty of time to do at least one post in there. I will have to make sure he at least puts something in there to fill in the gaps. He did at least pt up the 11 Month pictures and the one of me and this Santa guy.

OK, let’s talk about this Santa guy. Mom loves him and the way mom and dad discuss him, sometimes in heated words, she may actually love him more at times than daddy. SO today we went to the mall to see the Mall Santa. not to be mean to him, but he is not good looking and I couldn’t believe it, he was fatter than daddy. Because I didn’t want to train another daddy, Mall Santa and I had a slight altercation when he tried to get his picture with me. Mommy was finally able to calm me down a little and a picture was finally taken. It is not the most flattering shot of me, but it will do for this year.

When we came home, we finally got around to trimming the tree and I was able to put my own ornament up. Yeah for Alex.

Like I said, I will get on daddy to make a few posts from the last 2 months.

If you are a alligator, then later if not you are a crocodile, so after a while

Alex

So this week was a good week for me. I found out early that mommy only had to work three days this week, so that means I got to spend extra time with her. Little did I know that my father was going to ruin it by also taking time off. Why does he have to be so mean?

Also Auntie Shyster came for a visit. I haven’t seen her in months and I really believed that she didn’t like me. I was just soooo glad that I didn’t have to go back on the road trip from heck to see her again. I also found out that I am going to be a nephew again as she just got engaged. I only know this because on Thursday I went dress shopping with the girls and daddy too.

On Friday I had to go back to the Doctor to seee if I am gaining weight and I am. In two weeks I packed on almost a full pound!!! I am going to keep eating Ice Cream until the cows come home. I still don’t think that I am related to daddy because if he were on this diet he would have put on at least 100 pounds.

I did get even with the old man though. Saturday morning i got up at my usual time of about 5:30. Daddy was trying to be nice and change my diaper before he let me play with mommy in their bed. I was not going to have any of this. As daddy tried to put on my first diaper, I peed on him and the changing table. He then needed to clean up the mess before he could try the second diaper. At this point, my bladder wasn’t really empty so I released a flood onto daddy, my clothes, the changing table and the floor. Mommy came in and the proceeded to put on the third diaper. She had no problems with me. Daddy on the other hand had to clean up the mess with paper towels and a carpet cleaner. Hee hee hee. Daddy did say he was going to get me back in like seven years, I don’t know what that means, but I don’t like it.

Well I have to build up the strength to say goodbye to Auntie Shyster and do some shopping which daddy says is short for me hitting on chicks.

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Alex

Happy Easter!!!!! I don’t know what this all means, but I did get an Easter Basket filled with fun stuff like pluggers, teething rings and baseball cards. As soon as my lazy bum of a father puts the pictures up, you can see them.

Mom and dad decided to be productive members of society and thay did get up at a reasonable time, took care of me and then took me out to Lowes to see some ideas on how to decorate my new room. It was a fun day, I just wish daddy would have left me alone so that I could have more mommy and me time. Oh well, I hear he is going to work tomorrow so I get to spend all day with mommy… YEAH!!!

That’s it for now
Love Alex

Well it is Saturday and my parents did even less today than yesterday. I will admit that they were out late last night shopping for fun stuff but still, sleeping till, well I don’t know when because I can’t read a clock just yet, but I do know that it was very bright out when they got up. They did wake up to feed me when I needed it, but they really never left their bed. My lazy dad is rubbing off on to my over worked mommy.

Just to make sure my parents were up, I pooped my pants. My dad said it looked like axle grease but smelled like burnt rear end differential lube. WHAT? Mom just said it was thick, green and smelly. Why can’t dad be this easy to understand. This is all because of my new food. Man do I hate it but since it is the only thing I can eat. I really have no choice.

After the diaper change, daddy left for a few hours (yea) so that I could spend some quality time with mom. Dad should do this more often. When he got back, I pooped again and it was the same as before, thick green and smelly. Boy I hope this doesn’t continue.

Well nighty night.

Alex

Happy Friday all. Today was a busy day for me. I spent the early morning torturing my Daddy with my fake sleeping. I would make noises and then not wake up! I did this to him for 2 hours! This could be lots of fun in the future for me. After I finally got up, I went to Grandma’s office (eventhough she is still in the land of fun and sun aka Hawaii) and “supervised” my Uncle Jimmy and Mommy’s work on the office for me. I need to have my office space just right so next week I can begin to play consultant with my Grandma. I had tons of fun with Kim (and Ashley) Kim was very nice and held me and fed me and changed me and played with me.

For lunch, Mommy and Uncle Jimmy and I went to one of Mommy’s favorite places…Infusino’s. They have very yummy food. (I’ll eat mostocolli later tonight or tomorrow) After Daddy got done with work, we met up at grandma’s house. Auntie Barbie played with me while Mommy and Daddy went to the grocery storey for supplies. I like Auntie Barbie. She fed me, changed me, talked to me, played with me, and was nice and warm and was wearing a real soft shirt!

Well, I am all set for the night. Nice and warm here at home. Watch out for all the snow.

Alex

Hello all. Today I spent the day with Mommy, and we had fun again. I like spending time with her. She is nice to me. She feeds me, holds me,  plays with me, rocks me, changes me, talks to me, sings to me, reads to me, and the list of things she does for me could go on and on, but I will stop now so that I can tell you what else I did today.

In the evening, I went to dinner with Mommy , Daddy, and Uncle Jimmy. We had a good time, and then Uncle Jimmy decided to spend more time with me and my parents, so he went to Target with us where my parents went shopping for more things for me. I like shopping with my parents. I get to hang out in my stroller and look at all the bright lights and hear lots of people say how cute I am or how little I am. It is fun.

Well, I am off to bed now, chat more later

Alex

Wow it is the last day of January. (Mommy told me that) I am almost a month old! It seems like only yesterday when I was nice and cozy and warm inside of my Mommy’s tummy. Then Daddy had me evicted. Well today I had lunch with Granny Gayle, Grandma CC, Granny Gayle’s friend Kris, and Dr. Lynch and of course my Mommy. We went to a new place called Panera’s. Mommy and Granny Gayle wanted to go to the Olive Garden, but somehow that hasn’t happened.

After lunch, I didn’t do anything exciting. Just the usual, ESP (you know eat, sleep and poop)

Will write more tomorrow

Alex

Hello all. Today I had fun with Mommy and Grandma CC. We went to a place called Olive Garden. Mommy was upset that they got rid of her favorite meal. (It was also my favorite meal too) No more garlic con chicken broccoli. Then we went to this gigantic place called Sam’s Club. Mommy got me enough diapers for a few weeks (maybe) and a huge box of diaper wipes too! Yeah. All was going so well until Mommy and Daddy decided that I needed another bath. Again I ask what is with their obsession about getting me wet? I still maintain that Panda Cat and Gizmo Cat need to be bathed too. This isn’t fair!

I am off to go dry myself, until tomorrow

Alex