Well it is Saturday and my parents did even less today than yesterday. I will admit that they were out late last night shopping for fun stuff but still, sleeping till, well I don’t know when because I can’t read a clock just yet, but I do know that it was very bright out when they got up. They did wake up to feed me when I needed it, but they really never left their bed. My lazy dad is rubbing off on to my over worked mommy.
Just to make sure my parents were up, I pooped my pants. My dad said it looked like axle grease but smelled like burnt rear end differential lube. WHAT? Mom just said it was thick, green and smelly. Why can’t dad be this easy to understand. This is all because of my new food. Man do I hate it but since it is the only thing I can eat. I really have no choice.
After the diaper change, daddy left for a few hours (yea) so that I could spend some quality time with mom. Dad should do this more often. When he got back, I pooped again and it was the same as before, thick green and smelly. Boy I hope this doesn’t continue.
Well nighty night.
Alex