Hello all. Today I had fun with Mommy and Grandma CC. We went to a place called Olive Garden. Mommy was upset that they got rid of her favorite meal. (It was also my favorite meal too) No more garlic con chicken broccoli. Then we went to this gigantic place called Sam’s Club. Mommy got me enough diapers for a few weeks (maybe) and a huge box of diaper wipes too! Yeah. All was going so well until Mommy and Daddy decided that I needed another bath. Again I ask what is with their obsession about getting me wet? I still maintain that Panda Cat and Gizmo Cat need to be bathed too. This isn’t fair!
I am off to go dry myself, until tomorrow
Alex
Dear Little Alex Human,
Do not even suggest to our parents that I need to be bathed as much as you! I do not crap my pants but instead I use a litter box where I bury my poop. Also, I spend hours each day cleaning myself so that I do not need to get wet like you.
You can however insist that Gizmo Cat be bathed twice as much as you. He stinks worse than you and should be bathed more often. Besides he is so tubby, that he can not possible clean himself properly.
Once again, do not suggest that I get a bath. If this continues, I will have to have Gizmo Cat meow in your ear everyday just like I make him do to daddy human.
Meow
Panda Cat
Okay Alex, I counting on you….you and I are going to become attached at the hip allies….let me explain. I have been trying for weeks to meet you and your Mom at the Olive Garden…….I have this unusual craving for their salad and soup…………BUT NO, we can’t meet because your Grandma C is too busy…I’d love to know what time you met her, I could do harm with that information. Anyway, I don’t want you to be a tattle-tale, just an informant. I could make it worth your while. Maybe the three of us, or four if you Grandma C could make it, could have lunch on Friday the 9th of February?
I do have a small favor to ask of your parents, when they have time. Could they please take a picture of the puppy quilt I gave to your Grandma and one of the Panda growth chart for you, so I can have them in my, not yet started, scrapbook.
I sure enjoyed seeing you yesterday, I still don’t quite have the hang of feeling relaxed holding you, but I do love to look into your face….golly you have gorgeous eyes….whew, poor girls in your life! Love you lots and lots. Granny Gayle
Granny Gayle,
I think a visit to Olive Garden can be arranged. I think what I will do is call my Grandma CC’s office and just make an appointment and make her go with us. I think that is the only way the three of us (you, me, and my mommy) will get to eat there! Mommy has told me how good their salad is. I can’t wait until I am older and taste it for myself! I will talk to my parents about the photos. I am sure they will eventually get around to them…I mean I occupy so much of their time and make them take cute pictures of me – Ha Ha Ha.
It was real nice to see you, and thanks again for the awesome panda growth chart. It is too cool
Love
Alex
P.S. About my eyes, Mommy keeps saying that she hopes the stay blue. I don’t know what color they will eventually be, but I like how everyone likes them!
Can’t wait to hang out with you next week
Alex
Wow, you answered right away! Things must be getting formalized in your home. I know you have to go to the doctor today…you let me know if she’s mean to you…I’ll take care of it. It’s the least I can do for you, you’ve been in this world less, by 3 days, than a month…we need to see that everyone treats you with RESPECT. Today is really cold, bundle up before you go out. Love ya, Granny Gayle
Where are the pictures of you taking your first bath!!!?
Granny Gayle,
I am guessing it is because my father is a lazy bum and hasn’t posted them yet. If I only knew how to extract the photos off the darn camera I would. But then again, he bought one that is bigger than me, so I can’t lift it yet. I will just have to poop on him to remind him to get those pictures.
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Alex