It is Tuesday (that is what I keep hearing) and daddy went to work again, I don’t get it. He must not like me or something to always leave me. Don’t worry, I will get back at him.
Since I felt unloved, I made mommy hold me all day. That should teach daddy a lesson. When he got home from work, we went to a place called Illinoises, What an odd place, daddy says it is full of FISH, but not the kind that I would like and Flat Landers, they must be odd people. But we did go “Down Under” for dinner and I got to go into a girl’s bathroom, how fun. We met Dr. Jen and her friend Michelle for dinner, that was also fun.
When we got home, I was so tired that I almost missed my late feeding, but daddy was “nice enough” to wake me for it.
Well off to my little bed,
Alex
Tomorrow you are coming to the office to stay while we play doctor together. I wonder if I can charge a consultation fee for you and begin your college fund. I am so angry at you mom’s insurance company that I am going to charge for when you came to my office to get your nails cut. You will get the check for your little book I am starting. They make me send records with every claim and they do not pay for the postage or the copy fees. Your daddy has a word for that but I cannot use the words like that around you. We will have to be creative with languages and say things like gosh darn……I am waiting for you to appear. any minute now. CC