Well I made it to being 1 week old. I am shocked and surprised I made it this far. Who would have thought that my dad would not have dropped me on my head by now? He breaks everything on his body, you would think that he would do it to his offspring. Mom, well she is my mom and I really like her. She tells daddy to be nice to me and protects me from everybody. Panda and Gizmo have so far not done anything bad, but I am guessing they are plotting against my daddy, which is OK with me.
I did have to go to the hospital today for a final blood test to make sure that the carrot thing is finally gone. I have to say, they must have gone back in time to the Spanish Inquisition to get people who stole blood from me. It hurt and it hurt bad. So much so that my mommy started crying when I was crying. Since the test came back with good results, I don’t have to go back to that torture chamber anymore!!!
Finally, I pooped on dad again. It is like shooting fish in a barrel!!! I love to torment him. Since this is the first week of the rest of our lives, I know there will be sooooo much more to do to him.
Tormenting my dad and loving every minute of it,
Alex