As you can see, I have updated my website. Actually, my Daddy did it…but I told him to! I think it looks much more cool. I like the pictures of me on the top of the site, and even the photo albums were redone.
Speaking of photos…I am working on making my Daddy put up my more recent photos. Every time we go out somewhere, everyone says how cute I am…and I need to have my most recent photos uploaded to validate those comments.
I am ready for my bath…again with the cleaning. I am still irritated that my sister and brother Panda Cat and Gizmo Cat have managed to escape the bath time ritual. They should get cleaned too!
Off to bed…gotta get my z’s!
Alex
Dear Alex Human,
Who the f%#$ [heck] do you think you are? I told you once you little s#&@ [person] that I do not need baths because I can clean myself. If I s#&@ [pooped] in my pants like you do, then I would need a bath. Since you are way to small for me to nibble on, I will have to make sure that I torture you when I get the chance.
Also I may or may not continue to help you out when you are hungry by chewing on my dad.
So once again, listen up you little s#&@ [guy], don’t ever mention that I need a f$^#*@% [] bath ever again.
Panda Cat
Moderated by Daddy Human
Dear Alex,
My psychology skills seem to tell me that Panda Cat is having some issues with things you have said in the past about bathing. Might I recommend that you take it easy on your sister Panda Cat. Might I also mention that she does get baths, just not in the same fashion that you do. See Panda Cat gives herself baths by licking herself and strange and akward places, places most humans cannot reach without help. Therefore, Panda Cat is clean. Please take this new information into consideration on your next bathing post. Oh also your Mommie and Daddy use grooming wipes and lots of brushing on Panda Cat and Gizmo Cat… trust me as someone who is very allergic to cats your sister and brother cat are the cleanest cats I know.
Love
Auntie Heather
Dear Panda Cat,
You are being a little to harsh on Xander. I sent him comment to explain how you keep yourself clean. I think he might understand better now. On to a new topic… your potty mouth. Look I can swear with the best of them.. in fact sometimes your Mommie tells me I have a worse mouth than she does. That being said… curb it in front of the kid! You got it! Good. Oh and if you are really really good about your potty mouth… I can forsee large quantites of catnip, kitty treats and possibly a vacation for Gizmo cat! Let me know what you think.
Love
Autie Human Heather