Author: alex

It is Friday and I had to go to the doctor’s again. For some reason I was getting goopy eyes. So they are now treating me like Panda Cat and putting stuff in my eyes. I then went to Grandma CC’s office to get my nails trimmed. That was fun.

We then went out to get something to eat and I finally went shopping with my parents. That was really fun, I slept the whole time. After that we went to Grandma’s house to wait for Auntie Schyster. Some how my daddy got roped into to driving to Chicago to pick her up, that doesn’t seem fair.

Oh well, time to go

Alex

Well today I went to see my doctor for my two week checkup. And as always, I am doing PERFECT! After that, I went to daddy’s work and spent my first of many hours at college. (probably not for a few more years though)

After that, I came home and ESPed all day and actually so did my dad. He really needs to take some more pictures and post them. Lazy bum.

Till tomorrow

Alex

Well today my mom and dad took me to Grandma CC’s office. Everybody loved me and Grandma had to threaten to fire people in order to hold me. Not very nice of her.

Later that day they took me to the Kenosha Civic Parade meeting where I am offically the youngest member ever on the committe. There was a lot of talking and from what I understand, my dad got a lot of work passed off to home.

Other than that, it was the same ESP and repeat.

Later,

Alex

Well, today was another long day with my parents. I did get tummy time and Panda tried to eat me. Daddy says she was just sniffing me because that is what cats do, I think she was trying to eat me.

Other than that it was a standard ESP day. (Eat, Sleep, Poop)

Until we meet again

Alex

So much to say since I did so much today. It all started with me waking up to get fed. I then pooped and finally went to sleep, all in the span of 20 minutes. I then repeated this over and over.

I did visit Grandma CC’s house today. I think my parents are trying to get rid of me. But then they brought me back home to play with Panda Cat and Gizmo Cat.

Later all you Taters

Alex

There are rumors that my dad is being lazy by not posting for me, but that is a lie!! I agree that my dad is lazy but I am the one who makes the posts. The delay in the post is because I was out for a good portion of the day. Mom and dad left me with Grandma CC this afternoon so that they could do some shopping. Mommy needed some new clothes and well so did I. Dad did not think that it was a good idea to go shopping with me since I am such a little boy and any drive over 15 minutes is way to long for me.

I got to meet my Uncle Jimmy today and holy cow is he big! I also meet these two huge white fluff balls. They are odd since all they wanted to do was lick me. I don’t think I like that.

Well I need to get back into my routine and start by sleeping.

Till tomorrow

Alex

I have decided to move to the current day instead of how old I am. I figure everyone here knows that I was born on Jan 5, 2007.

Well it was another day. Eat, sleep, poop. Repeat until the day ends. I am getting tired of reporting this, but being this cute takes a lot of energy and thus a lot of sleep.

My dad’s family showed up and they are odd, just like my dad. My uncle Don Human still won’t hold me. I think he is a chicken; I am pretty sure I saw feathers. Grampa is the same way and my dad says he is a chicken, something about, “look at that beak.”

Well time to eat,

Alex

Well I made it to being 1 week old. I am shocked and surprised I made it this far. Who would have thought that my dad would not have dropped me on my head by now? He breaks everything on his body, you would think that he would do it to his offspring. Mom, well she is my mom and I really like her. She tells daddy to be nice to me and protects me from everybody. Panda and Gizmo have so far not done anything bad, but I am guessing they are plotting against my daddy, which is OK with me.

I did have to go to the hospital today for a final blood test to make sure that the carrot thing is finally gone. I have to say, they must have gone back in time to the Spanish Inquisition to get people who stole blood from me. It hurt and it hurt bad. So much so that my mommy started crying when I was crying. Since the test came back with good results, I don’t have to go back to that torture chamber anymore!!!

Finally, I pooped on dad again. It is like shooting fish in a barrel!!! I love to torment him. Since this is the first week of the rest of our lives, I know there will be sooooo much more to do to him.

Tormenting my dad and loving every minute of it,

Alex

I told you that today was going to be just as boring as yesterday. It was! Let me tell you about my day. I ate, slept, had my parents change me, and then repeat over and over and over. I did go on my first outing. I met Grandma Cindy and Elaine (mommy says she is her violin teacher…I am not yet sure what that means) for diner at Perkins with my mommy and daddy. I had fun. I slept and then ate. (See above if more details are needed) Well I am going to go back to pattern that I mentioned above. Talk with all of you later

Alex

Well I did pretty well today. I slept most of the night and only woke up 3 times to eat. My dad thinks that is too many but I am a little boy who needs to eat every 2 to 3 hours so he can just deal.

I went back to the hospital today for my 2 day checkup and they said I am doing great. What do you expect from such a perfect little guy.

Mommy says I have perfected this thing called fake sleeping, especially while listening to Vivaldi. I love that guy and will stay awake to hear his awesome compositions.

I know it is a boring update, but I pretty much just slept all day. Tomorrow’s update will probably be the same but don’t worry, I will still make an update.

Alex