Nov. 28, 2008

So how much proof do you want that my father is a lazy bum. Well first, we are offcially changing his name to Fatty too Fatty McDaddy. Second, he is fat and third, he is fat and eats my food on me.

So back to Fatty too Fatty being lazy. He has had the time to update the code on my website 3 time since the last post, add photos (which is part of his job), move his computer room around and eat what amounts to a comeplete cow in hamburgers (it is true, I have seen it); but he has yet to make a post for me. He slept all day today and did not play with me once. He could have at least done that, or make this post earlier, but noooooo he is lazy.

So what has Alex done in the past what seems like a year. Well, I know a ton of words. I can say quite a few, my favorite is Ma Ma, but I love saying Uh Oh!!! I also go to school 3 times a week now. I get to play with a lot of friends there and sometimes I get to make wonderful art that mommy loves and daddy says; “good job Picasso”. No clue what that means, but I am sure it is not nice. Earlier this week, I got my first walk in snow. It was kinda odd, but after Fatty too Fatty put me in the middle of the driveway, I had to walk in it to get to my car seat in MY Jeep. Yes it is my Jeep because Fatty too Fatty knows that Hannah Montana needs to be played when he is driving me places.

Oh Yeah, I forgot to mention all of theparties I have been to. First Auntie Shyster got married to some guy. I am not being mean, but it is kinda like Fatty too Fatty’s brother, they are both my uncles but I never see them. so they are now called Uncle Some guy 1 and Uncle Some guy 2. I also have Uncle Jeff – I have seen him the most lately! From what mommy says his name is Darrell and he roots for the red and white. That is correct, he claims to be a U of OK (no clue why the call it OU) fan, but he is really a Wisconsin fan — GO BUCKY!!!!!!!! I also had a party at my house yesterday. Fatty too Fatty’s whole family showed up and they eat a lot of food, but not nearly as much as Fatty too Fatty.

Well, I am going to stop posting and maybe mommy will help me out tomorrow since Fatty too Fatty lost his mind a long time ago and can’t remember all of my fun times.

See Ya!!

Alex

September 1, 2008

I have officially fired my parents for not keeping everyone up to date on what I did all summer. I of course have to blame daddy for this as he had the most free time all summer to do things and all he did was gain like 400 pounds, eat bon bons, and play with Panda Cat. Where is the love for me, little Alex?!?

So since my last update where it was mommy’s birthday, I grew, ate chicken like it was going out of style and hopefully put daddy into additional pain that he deserves. I did get to go to Madison, our state capitol. Mommy and Daddy say they do this every year for daddy’s birth day. I don’t remember last year, but mommy reminds me that a tree fell on her car right before we were going to leave.

Oh yeah, the Cubs swept the Brewers and Auntie Buki was really upset about the pictures. I don’t know why. It is not my fault the Brewers suck. Daddy also says the Cubs suck and something about Padres and Pandas. Maybe one day I will figure that one out.

Mommy and daddy also made a big change to me again, they got a new car! I really think they should stop spending money on cars and spend it on me. Mommy says that we really needed to get a new one soon because I travel with a lot of stuff and when we go places, in mom’s old car we could only take one other person with us. I said, leave daddy home and we can take two. Mom said, no! Besides she had to get a new car at the end of the year anyways. After some struggles, I really like the new car, it has AC just for me in the back seat. No more waiting for it to cool down daddy before it could cool me down. It also has thre rows of seats and when it is not moving, daddy lets me play in the back running up and down all of the seats.

Wel that has been my summer. I really need to go to bed as mommy and daddy say that school starts for them tomorrow and that they wont have a lot a free time for a little bit. Hopefully the busier they get, the more time I will be able to post for you. I am doing a lot of growing so hopefully you will get to see my progress. At least they still keep up on the pics.

By the way, daddy says that the pics that you see of me are just a few of the thousands he has. if you would like to see more, ask and I will make him, make them available to you.

Night all and see you soon –Alex

June 21, 2008

So once again my dad is a slacker!! He could have written sooo much about me in the past month, but nooo, he has to sit on his big butt and ignore me.

This past month has seen a lot of changes happen almost too quickly for me. Auntie Shyster has been around for the entire time since my last post. I am not too sure about this and wonder if she got kicked out of school. People say she graduated, but my mommy and daddy still go to school. Speaking of school, I go to school with daddy now, it is only two days a week, but I am small and that is enough for me.

But back to the most important thing of the day. Today is mommy’s birthday!!!! Mommy wont tell me how old she is, but I am guessing she is not too happy about it. Daddy worked in the morning, she yelled at him, daddy came home, she yelled at him, daddy tried to be nice and not only did she yell at him but tossed him out of the house. I was getting happy, no daddy, but then mommy decided she was done yelling at him and we went shopping. After a day of shopping, we went to my favorite resturant, or it is now, Claim Jumper. They have the coolest stuff for little ones, like a placemat that sticks to the table so I can “color the table” and the chicken fingers, let me tell you about the chicken fingers, that chicken had to be bigger than daddy to have fingers that big!!

Oh well, time to get some sleep, it has been a busy day of hearing daddy getting yelled at.

Alex

May 9, 2008

So my parents are major slackers. Over two months since my last post. Both have had plenty of time to do something and nothing.

I am especially ticked off at dad. He had almost three full weeks off and he could not make single post. He had work done on his ankle and sat on his big butt for three weeks watching TV and eating Bon Bons. How hard is it to make a post?

So in the time that I have been gone, I have really learned to walk. I can almost run and not fall down every step. Granny CC went to Europe again and I missed her a lot. When she got back, mommy and Auntie Shster suprised her with a birthday party.

Speaking of Auntie Shyster, I am in Oklahoma City again. She is graduating from law school so Mommy and Fatso Daddy brought me out here on my first plane trip. In the movies planes look really big but the one we were on wasn’t fit for people bigger than Panda Cat. IT was tiny but we made it out here. I liked being on the plane but mommy must have put drugs in my bottle because I don’t remember the last part of the trip. No crying for me, I am a big boy.

Well need to get dressed to show off my cuteness at a banquet.

Alex

March 5, 2008

Well would you look at this, 2 updates in one week. Don’t expect this to happen too much more. I think it only happend cause daddy got in to some big trouble with mommy and a Webkinz that he was sent upstairs to think about what he did wrong. You will also see that fatso finally posted my new picks from last month and believe it or not, this month.

Last months pictures has some photos of my play room. It was mommy’s music room, but I am just sooo playful and want all my toys out at one time that they had to set aside an entire room for me to play in and destroy as they like to say. I call it creative design where all my toy are easily accessible.

Mommy is also getting sad. I don’t know why, daddy is leaving us (to go to Phoenix for 3 days). I think it will be great. Just me and mommy and no daddy to ruin it for us. Mommy thinks I will miss him, I probably will, he is funny looking and I do love to torture the guy.

Well of fto bed, need to get some sleep as I didn’t have a very good nap this afternoon.

March 2, 2008

So even though it is one day late, Mommy wants me to say “rabbit, rabbit, rabbitt” to everyone. She told me what it means, but I don’t remember…and I am sure that she will tell me again when I get older too! I guess it is something that my great-grandma Hi-Baby did with Mommy and Auntie Shyster. Sounds like fun to me!

So let me update you all on events going on in my life. I have spoken with my parents again, and we have reached an understand. I am cute, they are busy (aka lazy) and will get around to telling everyone what is going on with me when they can…or in Daddy’s case, whenever his lazy butt decides to do this.

In case you don’t know, I can walk now. I like walking by myself, but I find it tons of fun to walk when somone holds my hand. I will try to pursuade my daddy to put up my walking video…if he can figure that out! I also do fun things like wave hi and bye. Mommy says I am much better at hi that bye. I don’t know why that is when I do the same thing for each one…maybe I just like saying hi to people and don’t want them to leave! That sounds good to me!

I had a kinda crazy week. First off, Mommy got a call right after she got to work on Monday that Great-Grandpa Boomer was sick and needed to go the hospital. He is doing much better now, and will be home on Monday. I went to visit him on Wednesday, and had a lot of fun. I brought him an elephant to play with…he smiled a lot when he saw me, and I think it made him feel better. We even waved hi to each other lots! That was fun. If that wasn’t enought to make my life crazy, this happend. Vickie, my usual daytime pal, had to play with her grandkids out in the county, so I had a hectic week. I spend Monday and Tuesday with Vickie and my usual schedule, but then everything went kafluie (hope I spelled that right!) Wednesday, Daddy took off the morning with me, that was hard for me, and then I went to Grandma CC’s office to play “Dr. Alex”…Mommy came to get me around 2ish, so I didn’t get to hang out there for too long. I somehow convinced my Grandpa and Grandma Thomas to come over on Wednesday night and play with me all day on Thursday while Mommy and Daddy went to work. I had fun, but must have had too much fun, because I napped for over 5 hours…Mommy says that means I am growing again….Mommy and I will have to go shopping again, maybe we’ll take Daddy, but if he had his way, he would dress me in whatever he found (even if it didn’t match) and that would lower my cuteness factor…but not by too much! Friday was tons of fun too, I played with Grandma CC ALL day. We were at my house in the morning, and then I went to the office. I had so much fun with the girls…Mona, Mary, Jackie, Breanna, Auntie Barbie, and then the new nurse…whose name I just can’t recall (sorry). I played with things, and walked around, and colored with markers (Mommy tried to wash my hands, but they didn’t come clean until bath time tonight). Mommy came to get me later, and then she and I and Auntie Barbie went out to my stores – Carter’s and Oshgosh B’gosh. I got some COOL new clothes (mainly overalls in the next size, since all my jeans fall off my butt…both Mommy and Auntie Shyster say they wish they had the problem)

Saturday came, and guees what happened. I got to see Grandpa and Grandma Thomas AGAIN! This time I had a special surpise too – Auntie Bukie came to visit. We had fun, and went out to eat…but first I amazed them all with my walking abiliites – I walk across the living room now – all by myself! Again, see my video, if and when my lazy daddy gets that up and running!

Today, I didnt’ do much, but I did get to see Granny Gayle and Grandma CC. I once again amazed eveyone with my walking skills…the only one who didn’t seem happy was Natasha…I wonder why? Doesn’t the bark bark like me? I think she thinks I will get into her stuff and be more destructive…Daddy says don’t worry Tasha, that isn’t possible for me to be more destructive…I think I will have to prove him wrong! I also ran into my friend…ok Mommy’s friend…my personal pharamisist, Chung Mel. Again, I amazed all with my walking skills. We were at the outlet malls, and had fun. Mommy needed a new DVD player for work, but settled on a remote…I guess she lost hers, I have no idea how that happend, I swear I haven’t been to her work to “borrow” that!

I guess that is my week and what has been going on since we last chatted.

Hope to see you all soon

Alex

February 17, 2008

BIG NEWS!!! I have decided to walk. I took three step all by myself…and do you know what the best part was? I did this in front of both my mommy and daddy. Daddy was proud of me, and called me his big little boy…I don’t think that makes much sense either, but you know how he is…and Mommy, well Mommy cried….I don’t know why, I didn’t hurt myself. Then Mommy called Grandma CC and Auntie Shyster to tell them the exciting news.

 To all of you who haven’t seen me in a while, next time you see me, I will walk up to you!!!!!

 Walking has really tired me out…night all

Alex

Jan 29, 2008

OK!! Enough!!! My parents are fired!!!

I mean how hard can it be to update this thing? They were really good about it until mommy had the summer off. now they go weeks and no updates? Just because I don’t let them use a computer without me turning it off, or I don’t go to sleep until 11 and wake up in the middle of the night because I want to play with Gizmo, there is no excuse.

Maybe, just maybe they will post pics soon and tell you about my wonderful X-mas and birthday. I think if I behave, they will start to post again, but then there is no fun in that.

Well chat later.

Alex

December 14, 2007

So, How do I start this post. Oh I know, my daddy is lazy. Almost 2 months since the last post. It is not like he is busy or anything, he had plenty of time to do at least one post in there. I will have to make sure he at least puts something in there to fill in the gaps. He did at least pt up the 11 Month pictures and the one of me and this Santa guy.

OK, let’s talk about this Santa guy. Mom loves him and the way mom and dad discuss him, sometimes in heated words, she may actually love him more at times than daddy. SO today we went to the mall to see the Mall Santa. not to be mean to him, but he is not good looking and I couldn’t believe it, he was fatter than daddy. Because I didn’t want to train another daddy, Mall Santa and I had a slight altercation when he tried to get his picture with me. Mommy was finally able to calm me down a little and a picture was finally taken. It is not the most flattering shot of me, but it will do for this year.

When we came home, we finally got around to trimming the tree and I was able to put my own ornament up. Yeah for Alex.

Like I said, I will get on daddy to make a few posts from the last 2 months.

If you are a alligator, then later if not you are a crocodile, so after a while

Alex

October 27, 2007

So this week was a good week for me. I found out early that mommy only had to work three days this week, so that means I got to spend extra time with her. Little did I know that my father was going to ruin it by also taking time off. Why does he have to be so mean?

Also Auntie Shyster came for a visit. I haven’t seen her in months and I really believed that she didn’t like me. I was just soooo glad that I didn’t have to go back on the road trip from heck to see her again. I also found out that I am going to be a nephew again as she just got engaged. I only know this because on Thursday I went dress shopping with the girls and daddy too.

On Friday I had to go back to the Doctor to seee if I am gaining weight and I am. In two weeks I packed on almost a full pound!!! I am going to keep eating Ice Cream until the cows come home. I still don’t think that I am related to daddy because if he were on this diet he would have put on at least 100 pounds.

I did get even with the old man though. Saturday morning i got up at my usual time of about 5:30. Daddy was trying to be nice and change my diaper before he let me play with mommy in their bed. I was not going to have any of this. As daddy tried to put on my first diaper, I peed on him and the changing table. He then needed to clean up the mess before he could try the second diaper. At this point, my bladder wasn’t really empty so I released a flood onto daddy, my clothes, the changing table and the floor. Mommy came in and the proceeded to put on the third diaper. She had no problems with me. Daddy on the other hand had to clean up the mess with paper towels and a carpet cleaner. Hee hee hee. Daddy did say he was going to get me back in like seven years, I don’t know what that means, but I don’t like it.

Well I have to build up the strength to say goodbye to Auntie Shyster and do some shopping which daddy says is short for me hitting on chicks.

Alex