Author: alex

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March 13, 2009

Happy Friday the 13th…I have no idea what that means! So because it is a Friday, that means that my Grandma Nikki and my Grandpa Bill were here to play with me today. I have decided to call Grandma Nikki – Nik for short…works for me right?

So I had tons of fun with them today…and then since I decided that I needed to put ham in my hair…it became bath night! I love bath nights! Daddy gave me a bath, and I splashed and splashed him and I played with my purple octopus (which I love) and the boat too – which is tons of fun and even drank the bath water – which Daddy tells me over and over not to do…but I keep doing!

Mommy got me ready for bed and then I decided to watch and listen to Baby Beethoven and I am now sound asleep. 

Love

Alex

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March 12, 2009

So my Mommy got my lazy Daddy to go sign up a the gym. And what is really great about this place called the gym is that they have a special place for me to go play called Kids Court. They also have a fun looking pool – you know how much I love water. So Mommy,  Auntie Shy Shy, and I all went to the gym…Daddy said he was too sick to go. In fact he was so sick that he asked Mommy and me to go get him soup from the Chinese place…which we did…(I love their chicken so I had that with some rice in case you were wondering).

I tired to fool Mommy into thinking that I wasn’t going to have a good time – I cried when she left…but Auntie Shy Shy ruined my fun when she dragged Mommy away and left me to play…which I did. Mommy came back soon and the people in charge told her what a great time I had!!! Then Mommy, Auntie Shy Shy, and I went to the pet store. Auntie Shy Shy got me some awesome  new stuff for Nemo and Nemo (my fish) – Mommy said I should get some more plants and a place for them to hide and play before I get any more Nemo’s. Works for me! And then my friend Murphy has been getting into trouble, so we had to buy him a special bark collar. I pointed out to Auntie Shy Shy that is wouldn’t be fair to not buy Tasha one…so we did!

I decided to fall asleep in the car on the way home…so I guess I am done!

Love

Alex

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March 11, 2009

I can’t believe it – they are still keeping it up…maybe they did mean that they would write more often! Well, we’ll see – it has only been a few days right?

I was off to school again today. I had fun. Daddy picked me up and brought me home, and then I decided that I wanted lotion on my feet and legs. So Mommy helped me and gave me a foot massage…and I decided that I would do the same. If anyone deserves a massage it is my Mommy. She is nice and funny, loves me tons, and is very busy. Besides, my Daddy is to lazy to give Mommy a massage. So I put lotion on her feet and then rubbed them for her. Mommy said I was the best little monster ever! I completely agree!

Night Night

Alex

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March 10, 2009

Wow! 3 days in row…this is a record! My lazy parents might just not be so lazy after all…we’ll see if this contunues!

I slept in today – got up around 6:30 am but was not a happy Alex this morning. Mommy decided that I was overtired – how could that be? I just slept all night? But as usual Mommy was right…I took a 3 hour nap at school today…I was the nap champ!

So Daddy pick me up – which is weird…since it was Tuesday and that is usually a Mommy day. We went home and picked up Mommy and then went to a doctor’s appointment together. This time it wasn’t for me, but for my new little brother or sister. I am still not entirely sure what that is all about. But we all heard a loud, strong, heartbeat and Daddy says that at the next appointment I will get to see a picture of my new little bro or sis. I guess that is cool – I really love pictures.

Well I am off to bed – eventhough I slept extra long today, I still gotta get my zzzzzzzzz’s in so that I can be a little monster tomorrow too!

Love

Alex

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March 9. 2009

Wow – two days in a row…sounds like someone is trying to get rehired…we”ll see about that!

My day was great. I picked out my clothes this morning – as I do most of the time. Jeans are my favorite – I throw a fit if my parents try to put me in something else. So most days I wear jeans…except when Daddy decides that I can’t for some reason (like when Mommy tells him that my jeans are dirty and I have to wear something eles) or I decide that I don’t want to wear jeans – then it is overalls!

So Daddy made me eat yogurt this morning – which I did to appease him. Some how, my lunch box is missing – so after Mommy made my lunch, Daddy took it to school in a plastic bag – it was ghetto…gotta find that bag…I wonder what my silly Daddy did with it. I mean I couldn’t possibly have lost it right?

Mommy picked me up early from school. I was in the middle of a snack of goldfish (my favorite) and some milk. My teacher said I had a GREAT day (as if there would be any doubt) and then Mommy took me to my ear doctor. We played in the waiting room for a while and then I saw the doctor and she said my ears look great! Big shock there…I am perfect! Just ask my grandma’s that’s what they always tell me.

I had some chicken for diner and some hot dog from Big Star (Mommy’s favorite place ever) and also some corn and green beans. All favorites of mine!

It is getting close to bed time – so I am going to get into my pj’s soon and head off to sleep – maybe!!!!

Love

Alex

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March 8, 2009

Missed me? My parents are sooooooo fired again. Ok at least my daddy is…my mommy has a good excuse. In case you all don’t know, my parents decided that life wasn’t exciting enough and I am going to be a BIG BROTHER this summer – in August (probably) maybe July…but we’ll see. Now I don’t really know what all the excitement is…I mean I really thought life was perfect and great. I guess my parents’ didn’t agree with that. Personally, I think they are in for a lot of trouble…he he he!

So what is new with me? I still LOVE to eat chicken. Still LOVE my kitty cats – Panda and Gizmo. I now have two fish – that I named Nemo and Nemo. Grandma CC got a new doggie for me named Murphy. He is great. I go to school three days a week, then I spend one day with Grandma CC and Vickie and another day with Grandma Nikki and Grandpa Bill. My weekends and evenings are still my time to tortue my daddy – I really love that time! I also get to hang out with my mommy – that is tons of fun too.

Now that Auntie Shy Shy (as I call her) has moved back to K-town instead of living in Oklahoma – I see her all the time too – that it sweet! My Uncle  Don called my mommy the other day and asked if I would like to be his ring bearer – mommy said I would, so I get to do that on June 21st – which is also mommy’s birthday – I wonder what I should make my daddy get her this year? Any suggestions?

Let’s see – Daddy left me for a while and went to a place called Phoneix, Arizona – and then he came back home. Some how Quicey my monkey went with him…but he was always with me when I wanted or needed him – nap time and bed time and when I wanted to play. Quicey is really smart like that! He goes to school with me in my backpack, he rides in both mommy’s car and daddy’s car with me, and he sleeps in my bed with me at night too.

I really love the movies Nemo, Cars, anything with Elmo, and Thomas the Train – I also like 101 Dalmations (which I call puppies) and Aladdin. Madagascar is fun too – but my parents limit my show time. I can’t wait to get back outside – but it is still cold and wet…so that will have to wait a while.

So that’s what is new with me right now. I will try to get my parents to update on a more regular basis! Daddy is so fired. AGAIN!

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Nov. 28, 2008

So how much proof do you want that my father is a lazy bum. Well first, we are offcially changing his name to Fatty too Fatty McDaddy. Second, he is fat and third, he is fat and eats my food on me.

So back to Fatty too Fatty being lazy. He has had the time to update the code on my website 3 time since the last post, add photos (which is part of his job), move his computer room around and eat what amounts to a comeplete cow in hamburgers (it is true, I have seen it); but he has yet to make a post for me. He slept all day today and did not play with me once. He could have at least done that, or make this post earlier, but noooooo he is lazy.

So what has Alex done in the past what seems like a year. Well, I know a ton of words. I can say quite a few, my favorite is Ma Ma, but I love saying Uh Oh!!! I also go to school 3 times a week now. I get to play with a lot of friends there and sometimes I get to make wonderful art that mommy loves and daddy says; “good job Picasso”. No clue what that means, but I am sure it is not nice. Earlier this week, I got my first walk in snow. It was kinda odd, but after Fatty too Fatty put me in the middle of the driveway, I had to walk in it to get to my car seat in MY Jeep. Yes it is my Jeep because Fatty too Fatty knows that Hannah Montana needs to be played when he is driving me places.

Oh Yeah, I forgot to mention all of theparties I have been to. First Auntie Shyster got married to some guy. I am not being mean, but it is kinda like Fatty too Fatty’s brother, they are both my uncles but I never see them. so they are now called Uncle Some guy 1 and Uncle Some guy 2. I also have Uncle Jeff – I have seen him the most lately! From what mommy says his name is Darrell and he roots for the red and white. That is correct, he claims to be a U of OK (no clue why the call it OU) fan, but he is really a Wisconsin fan — GO BUCKY!!!!!!!! I also had a party at my house yesterday. Fatty too Fatty’s whole family showed up and they eat a lot of food, but not nearly as much as Fatty too Fatty.

Well, I am going to stop posting and maybe mommy will help me out tomorrow since Fatty too Fatty lost his mind a long time ago and can’t remember all of my fun times.

See Ya!!

Alex

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September 1, 2008

I have officially fired my parents for not keeping everyone up to date on what I did all summer. I of course have to blame daddy for this as he had the most free time all summer to do things and all he did was gain like 400 pounds, eat bon bons, and play with Panda Cat. Where is the love for me, little Alex?!?

So since my last update where it was mommy’s birthday, I grew, ate chicken like it was going out of style and hopefully put daddy into additional pain that he deserves. I did get to go to Madison, our state capitol. Mommy and Daddy say they do this every year for daddy’s birth day. I don’t remember last year, but mommy reminds me that a tree fell on her car right before we were going to leave.

Oh yeah, the Cubs swept the Brewers and Auntie Buki was really upset about the pictures. I don’t know why. It is not my fault the Brewers suck. Daddy also says the Cubs suck and something about Padres and Pandas. Maybe one day I will figure that one out.

Mommy and daddy also made a big change to me again, they got a new car! I really think they should stop spending money on cars and spend it on me. Mommy says that we really needed to get a new one soon because I travel with a lot of stuff and when we go places, in mom’s old car we could only take one other person with us. I said, leave daddy home and we can take two. Mom said, no! Besides she had to get a new car at the end of the year anyways. After some struggles, I really like the new car, it has AC just for me in the back seat. No more waiting for it to cool down daddy before it could cool me down. It also has thre rows of seats and when it is not moving, daddy lets me play in the back running up and down all of the seats.

Wel that has been my summer. I really need to go to bed as mommy and daddy say that school starts for them tomorrow and that they wont have a lot a free time for a little bit. Hopefully the busier they get, the more time I will be able to post for you. I am doing a lot of growing so hopefully you will get to see my progress. At least they still keep up on the pics.

By the way, daddy says that the pics that you see of me are just a few of the thousands he has. if you would like to see more, ask and I will make him, make them available to you.

Night all and see you soon –Alex

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June 21, 2008

So once again my dad is a slacker!! He could have written sooo much about me in the past month, but nooo, he has to sit on his big butt and ignore me.

This past month has seen a lot of changes happen almost too quickly for me. Auntie Shyster has been around for the entire time since my last post. I am not too sure about this and wonder if she got kicked out of school. People say she graduated, but my mommy and daddy still go to school. Speaking of school, I go to school with daddy now, it is only two days a week, but I am small and that is enough for me.

But back to the most important thing of the day. Today is mommy’s birthday!!!! Mommy wont tell me how old she is, but I am guessing she is not too happy about it. Daddy worked in the morning, she yelled at him, daddy came home, she yelled at him, daddy tried to be nice and not only did she yell at him but tossed him out of the house. I was getting happy, no daddy, but then mommy decided she was done yelling at him and we went shopping. After a day of shopping, we went to my favorite resturant, or it is now, Claim Jumper. They have the coolest stuff for little ones, like a placemat that sticks to the table so I can “color the table” and the chicken fingers, let me tell you about the chicken fingers, that chicken had to be bigger than daddy to have fingers that big!!

Oh well, time to get some sleep, it has been a busy day of hearing daddy getting yelled at.

Alex

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May 9, 2008

So my parents are major slackers. Over two months since my last post. Both have had plenty of time to do something and nothing.

I am especially ticked off at dad. He had almost three full weeks off and he could not make single post. He had work done on his ankle and sat on his big butt for three weeks watching TV and eating Bon Bons. How hard is it to make a post?

So in the time that I have been gone, I have really learned to walk. I can almost run and not fall down every step. Granny CC went to Europe again and I missed her a lot. When she got back, mommy and Auntie Shster suprised her with a birthday party.

Speaking of Auntie Shyster, I am in Oklahoma City again. She is graduating from law school so Mommy and Fatso Daddy brought me out here on my first plane trip. In the movies planes look really big but the one we were on wasn’t fit for people bigger than Panda Cat. IT was tiny but we made it out here. I liked being on the plane but mommy must have put drugs in my bottle because I don’t remember the last part of the trip. No crying for me, I am a big boy.

Well need to get dressed to show off my cuteness at a banquet.

Alex