Alexander Thomas

Today started as a normal day for me. I got up at 6 AM and my parents were upset saying that it is a weekend and I can sleep in late. Why should I? I might miss something and besides, I have a small tummy and it not a fuel storage depot like daddy’s belly, so I need to eat a little more often than he does. I can’t go for days like fatty to fatty mcdaddy. I also have my two front teeth coming in, so I need a little more energy to get them out and to chew on the teething ring.

So mom got up to feed me (well so did dad, but he was a little slow because I think he is broken). After I ate, I did not realize it was picture day, but for some reason, mom put me in an orange outfit and started calling me her little peanut. Dad kept saying that I was the cutest M&M and wanted to eat me up. I was tired from being soooo cute that I took a nap and the next thing I know, I was in the car and headed to the pet store. I think my cheap daddy needs to buy me a fish tank, at least that is what mom says.

So after the road trip, Grandpa Bill and Grandma Nikki showed up. I thought that they loved me and would protect me from the insanity of my mom and her love of pandas, boy was I wrong. They helped my mom with her dream, she made me into a panda! I know I am cute, but why does she do this to me. I can’t believe I am going to say this, but call PETA on my dad for allowing my mom to do this. After grandma and grandpa left, mom put me in my car seat, drove me to Grandma CC’s house and shoved me in the outfit. Why me?!?!?

Time to head to bed, hopefully I wont wake up in the panda outfit.

Alex

Well, it is official my daddy is one lazy man. Mom has been busy all month and fatty too fatty mcdaddy couldn’t even write one post! It was a very busy month that included a hospital stay for my sister and proof that fatty to fatty mcdaddy isn’t my real dad. I do have to say that fatty to fatty mcdaddy did get some new pictures up of me.

So lets begin with what happened last month. Mommy went back to work and since she works really close to home, she just goes to work in the morning. That leaves daddy as the one that takes me to Grandma CC’s new house since it is really close to where her works. So far Daddy hasn’t killed me (which is amazing). Most days, mom comes and picks me up and I get to spend some great quality time with her before daddy comes home and ruins it.

As I said before, my sister Panda Cat had to spend some time in the hospital because every time she ate or drank, she would puke it back up. She was gone for almost 3 whole days but when she came back she was feisty as usual and we began our normal play. Mommy say it was because Panda probably ate something that she shouldn’t have. If that is the case, daddy is to blame because he keep giving her Buffalo Spice Doritos and Cheetos. I also think daddy gave her an ulcer.

So now to the proof that fatty to fatty mcdaddy is not my daddy. I had to go to my doctor this week, which I was dreading cause every other time I go, she stabs me and I hurt for hours; for my nine month check up. Well they poked me, proded me and then took all of these measurements. So I am at a good height of 27 inches, my head is the right size, but they say that I am not fat enough. If that is not proof that fatty to fatty mcdaddy is not my daddy, I don’t know what is!!! But just think, I now get to eat every thing that I ever wanted just so that I can gain weight, ICE CREAM HERE I COME. No need to lose any for me!

Now that we know why daddy is torturing me, please call PETA!!!

Well it is late, so I am off to bed to get my needed rest.

–Alexander, the not so fat one

Somebody please call PETA on my father!!!! Yes PETA – People for the Ethical Treatment of Alex! I will get to this soon. But more importantly, I made it to 8 months. Amazing that my dad has not run me over with his car yet!

So my day started at as usual, I woke up at about 4AM and mommy came into my room, calmed me down and brought me to her bed. I guess it is daddy’s too, but that will hopefully change soon. We then all got up at about 6 so that they could get ready for work and so that I can finally travel with dad to Grandma’s house.

It was a usual day at Grandma’s and mommy came really early to pick me so that I could change for my pictures. Daddy got home almost on time and the picture taking began. Some were OK but others were not as I had to roll around to test the speed of dad’s camera. Mommy had to leave early for something at work and she left me with daddy.

This is where my day goes to heck in a hand basket. I am a baby and I will get my diaper dirty on a regular basis. This evening was no exception. Daddy began the process of changing me by removing the dirty diaper and get a freezing cold wipe to clean me up. I was not happy about this and decided to roll over. Every time dad put me on my back, I would roll over. Come on I am a baby and I like to play. Well daddy must have been in one of his bad moods and said fine Squirmy, I will just put the diaper on backwards since you will not play nice. I had it on backwards for almost 2 hours until mommy came home to rescue me. So please call PETA on my dad.

The rest of the night was OK since mommy took care of me and told daddy to go play on a computer.

See you tomorrow and hopefully PETA has a talk with daddy.

Alexander the Squirmy Wormy

Well today was the first day of mommy having to deal with the little delinquents as the law calls them. Usually dad would take me to Grandma CC’s house but as usual, the lazy guy made my over worked mommy drive out of the way to do it.If I did not tell you Grandma bought me a new house and it is right near where daddy works and really far from where mommy works. Daddy decided that his job was way more important than anything else and left mommy and me alone at 6:15 this morning to go to work. He is such a slacker at taking care of me.

It is OK though, I got to spend some extra time with mommy before she had to go to work. She took me to Grandma’s where I spent the whole day there playing with Natosha and Vicki. Mommy finally came in the early afternoon to pick me up and then we went home where I decided it was time to wrestle with Panda. Daddy came home and then all the fun was gone. No more alone time with mommy.

After that it was a standard night, I ate and then went to bed. So I am off to it now.

See you all in a day.

Alex

Welcome back!!!

I know that my parents have been slacking on writing to the blog for the past few months and I agree, there is no excuse for it, my daddy is plain and simply LAZY!!! I can’t blame my mommy because she spent the entire summer with me and we had way more important things to do than blog like: eat, nap, play, poop, nap, eat, play, and then go to bed. Daddy did his usual of going to work, caring for two lawns and houses and helping mom when she needed it, so he had plenty of time to blog but didn’t.

To catch you up on what I did, my mommy had a birthday and she got a year wiser, daddy had one too but that just means he is getting old. Right before daddy’s birthday, a tree fell down in our back yard and took out my big deck and broke mommy’s car (actually, it just fell on the deck and did close to $3000 damage to Mel’s car {daddy}).

Oh yeah, one of the best parts of the summer was that Auntie Shyster came home for the summer. We played a lot, ate a lot and finally rode in cars a lot as we made a road trip and took her back to Oklahoma City for her last year of school. On the trip home, daddy made me vist the John Deere factory, I have to admit it was fun but still, why do I have to do stuff to make him happy.

Mommy says that once she gets into a schedule, she is going to go back and make some updates so that you can actully she what I did over the summer. Daddy finally posted some new pics of me. Man is he fat, but then again he thinks he is a farmer.

Glad to be back and cant wait to keep you posted on my adventures.

So I went for a long car ride again. I am soooooo happy that it wasn’t to Oklahoma again! Mommy, Daddy, and I went to Madison. I went to a place called State Street (Wow there were alot of people there) and I got a new Bucky Badger t-shirt (I have outgrown all my other ones). Before we got to State Stree though, we stopped at my favorite store…Babies R Us. Mommy got me a Badger outfit, some more pluggers, and then a new super duper light weight stroller so that my days can be even better with Grandma CC  and Vickie. I really do like that store.

I also helped Mommy pick up some special notebooks for my Auntie Shyster for school. I guess they have the answers or something, because they can only be bought for her in Madison…but she lives all the way in Oklahoma City! I really don’t understand, but Mommy said that we had to get them for her…so we did.

After we left State Street, we met some friends of Daddy (and Mommy) at their house, and I was told again and again how cute I am…I really don’t ever get tired of hearing that! And then we went to meet Martin…the real reason for going to Madison. He came to see me all the way from San Diego (I really have no idea where that it…but Daddy keeps saying Pandas Padres and San Diego) I guess that is where the panda’s live…I really want to go see them some day…Mommy says they are awesome. Anyways, Mommy, Daddy, Martin, and I went to Culiver’s…Martin’s most favorite place to eat. It was fun, and then I had pictures taken.

I fell asleep on the way home and slept the entire way back. I really had fun in Madison and on State Street. Maybe someday I can go to school there…when I get older and bigger.

Later All

Alex

Today is a day that will live in infamy, well at least for me. You see it was getting windy and ready to storm so mommy took me to the back window to look at the storm. Well it got really dark and windy but it didn’t start to rain yet. Then all of a sudden it was stormy like crazy, windy rainy and lightening. I thought it was neat to see the storm. What was not neat was seeing half of the tree in the back yard slowly fall on the deck. Mommy pulled me out of that room and then called daddy to tell him what happened. As she was talking to them, the rest of the tree fell on my mommy’s car. Look at some of the pictures of the aftermath. It was a scary day but I made it through the ordeal.

I will get back in touch as soon as the tree is gone.

Alex

So again I was with Mommy and Daddy all day. I think I am finally starting to figure this new schedule out. Basically, I get to spend as much time as I want with my Mommy and I couldn’t be happier.

So today was Sunday, and Daddy, Mommy, Panda Cat, Gizmo Cat, and me just hung out. We took naps together, played together and well just was lazy. Mommy gave me a bath (with some help from Daddy) so I started out the day clean. Later on, I took a long nap…Mommy said it was around 3 hours long! Wow, I must have been tired. Daddy napped with me, but Mommy did work outside planting tomatoes…I am excited to see what those are.

Mommy, Daddy, and I stopped by Gram’s house (aka Grandma CC) to help her out with moving some boxes from her car into the garage. After our brief car ride, we went back home and I decided to not go to sleep. Mommy tried to make me, but it took some time before I went to sleep. Ha Ha Ha…I just wanted to spend more time with her!

I did spend some time on the floor, and I haven’t figured out how to craw yet, but I am having some fun with trying. I have pretty much mastered rolling over. Daddy keeps telling me that I am not a log, but I still keep rolling over and over for fun!

For food today, I ate bananas again and my favorite….carrots with some applesauce too! and don’t forget about my milk…gotta keep drinking my milk so I get big and strong!

Later all

Alexander

Ok, so I know it has been a long time since I have posted, but life has been busy. Mommy has work, and so does Daddy, and then Auntie Shyster came home, and I am eating solid foods now, and frankly I am demanding much more attention and play time and reading time and hanging out time with Mommy (and sometimes Daddy!!!) We do things together like go for walks and stuff and the Parade is coming soon, so my parents (and of course me too) are busy with those preporations.

So the plan is this. Mommy (and Daddy) will keep my events current from now on, and they will be working to fill in the blanks on what happened in the past.

Happy Reading

Alex

P. S. Let me tell you about my day today. It was Saturday, a weekend, which means that I had both Mommy and Daddy all day together. Mommy, Daddy, Auntie Shyster, and I all went to meet Uncle Joe. Uncle Joe is my great grandpa Boomer’s oldest and best friend. That was fun. I had some pears today and then my favorite – carrots too. I fell asleep early and that was my day.

Love

Alexander-

So I am confused. Mommy was home with me all day today, but I don’t think it was the weekend…maybe it was? I can’t figure this out. Anyways, Mommy and I were together all day. In the morning, we took the car in for an oil change. I slept the entire way up and then I looked at cars. I saw lots of colors, and felt fabrics too. My favorite…a bright yellow Corvete with black and red leather seats. Mommy couldn’t figure that out either.

After the car was done, Mommy and Iwent shopping for a few items. I got some t=shirts, more spoons, and a new toy. We also went looking for a birthday present for my friend Olivia. Then Mommy and I picked up Daddy and Katie and went out to lunch. That was fun, as usual. We took Daddy and Katie back to work and then found Olivia’s present.

Mommy fed me pears for a late afternoon snack and then I had green peas for dinner. It was off to bed for me shortly after diner, and I was out for the night.

Later all

Alex