{"id":281,"date":"2010-05-11T20:43:04","date_gmt":"2010-05-12T02:43:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/?p=281"},"modified":"2010-05-11T20:43:04","modified_gmt":"2010-05-12T02:43:04","slug":"may-11-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/?p=281","title":{"rendered":"May 11, 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well would you look at this, 2 posts in a month.<\/p>\n<p>I am actually in bed now only because I finally got my medicine. It really helps to stand at the top of the stairs and yell down like an old man in a nursing home: &#8220;I need my medicine. Where is my medicine. Bring my medicine up her now! OK, I am going to count down from 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Where is my medicine, I counted down. BRING&#8230;ME&#8230;MY&#8230;MEDICINE.&#8221; There is more to this rant, but it kinda repeats.<\/p>\n<p>Now once I get my medicine and go to bed, I see mommy with a picture of an owl. So I have to go to daddy&#8217;s office and get some tape. I know some of you are asking why I did this, it is quite obvious if you knew me. I had to put it on my window to scare the birds away so they don&#8217;t wake me up.<\/p>\n<p>Well time to go to sleep.<\/p>\n<p>Love Alex&lt;3<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well would you look at this, 2 posts in a month. I am actually in bed now only because I finally got my medicine. It really helps to stand at the top of the stairs and yell down like an old man in a nursing home: &#8220;I need my medicine. Where is my medicine. Bring &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/?p=281\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;May 11, 2010&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-the-last-year-of-being-the-only-monster"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p90bYV-4x","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=281"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}