{"id":240,"date":"2009-08-03T18:14:58","date_gmt":"2009-08-04T00:14:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/?p=240"},"modified":"2009-08-03T18:14:58","modified_gmt":"2009-08-04T00:14:58","slug":"august-3-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/?p=240","title":{"rendered":"August 3, 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, my parents have pawned me off to Granny CC. I love CC, but why are they doing this\u00a0to me. First no posting when daddy has had plenty of free time, not cutting the grass when I specifically ask him to do it so I can help and this whole cleaning for moving thing.<\/p>\n<p>Mommy says she is going to the hospital to receive the delivery of Lauren. I am wondering that in this day, the stork would have GPS and would be able to find the house. I guess daddy is to cheap to pay for the upgraded delivery and so mommy has to go to the hospital to pick her up.<\/p>\n<p>I hope I like Lauren, mommy says I will, but if she is like Panda Cat, it will be hard to decide.<\/p>\n<p>Well off to bed as it has been a very eventful day for me.<\/p>\n<p>Alex<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, my parents have pawned me off to Granny CC. I love CC, but why are they doing this\u00a0to me. First no posting when daddy has had plenty of free time, not cutting the grass when I specifically ask him to do it so I can help and this whole cleaning for moving thing. Mommy &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/?p=240\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;August 3, 2009&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-the-last-year-of-being-the-only-monster"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p90bYV-3S","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}