{"id":231,"date":"2009-06-03T20:02:28","date_gmt":"2009-06-04T02:02:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/?p=231"},"modified":"2009-06-03T20:02:28","modified_gmt":"2009-06-04T02:02:28","slug":"june-3-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/?p=231","title":{"rendered":"June 3, 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"

So who out there thinks that it is ridiculous that my parents have not updated my blog in months?!?!?!<\/p>\n

I am gonna so fire my daddy once I figure out how I can manage a house\u00a0by myself so mommy does not have to work. I guess I will have to win the lottery. I am cute enough, maybe they will just give me the money. But until that time, daddy is in big trouble like always.<\/p>\n

So today was a BIG day. I did not know why until later. It started out as a usual Wednesday, daddy takes me to McDonald’s for breakfast, I cause a little commotion and then he takes me to school. I go to school, play with my friends and then cry when it is daddy who picks me up. (not too much as I need to look tough in front of the others). But today instead of\u00a0 going home, daddy said we needed to go to CC’s house. So we go there and I see something that makes every kid happy, a NEW Rainbow Play System!!!!!<\/a>\u00a0It was great to play on my own stuff. Now I really want to visit CC more!!<\/p>\n

Well, it is off to bed as I have\u00a0had a really exciting day.<\/p>\n

Alex<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So who out there thinks that it is ridiculous that my parents have not updated my blog in months?!?!?! I am gonna so fire my daddy once I figure out how I can manage a house\u00a0by myself so mommy does not have to work. I guess I will have to win the lottery. I am … <\/p>\n

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