{"id":215,"date":"2009-03-12T14:50:40","date_gmt":"2009-03-12T20:50:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/?p=215"},"modified":"2009-03-12T14:50:40","modified_gmt":"2009-03-12T20:50:40","slug":"march-12-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/?p=215","title":{"rendered":"March 12, 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So my Mommy got my lazy Daddy to go sign up a the gym. And what is really great about this place called the gym is that they have a special place for me to go play called Kids Court. They also have a fun looking pool &#8211; you know how much I love water. So Mommy,\u00a0 Auntie Shy Shy, and I all went to the gym&#8230;Daddy said he was too sick to go. In fact he was so sick that he asked Mommy and me to go get him soup from the Chinese place&#8230;which we did&#8230;(I love their chicken so I had that with some rice in case you were wondering).<\/p>\n<p>I tired to fool Mommy into thinking that I wasn&#8217;t going to have a good time &#8211; I cried when she left&#8230;but Auntie Shy Shy ruined my fun when she dragged Mommy away and left me to play&#8230;which I did. Mommy came back soon and the people in charge told her what a great time I had!!! Then Mommy, Auntie Shy Shy, and I went to the pet store. Auntie Shy Shy got me some awesome\u00a0 new stuff for Nemo and Nemo (my fish) &#8211; Mommy said I should get some more plants and a place for them to hide and play before I get any more Nemo&#8217;s. Works for me! And then my friend Murphy has been getting into trouble, so we had to buy him a special bark collar. I pointed out to Auntie Shy Shy that is wouldn&#8217;t be fair to not buy Tasha one&#8230;so we did!<\/p>\n<p>I decided to fall asleep in the car on the way home&#8230;so I guess I am done!<\/p>\n<p>Love<\/p>\n<p>Alex<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So my Mommy got my lazy Daddy to go sign up a the gym. And what is really great about this place called the gym is that they have a special place for me to go play called Kids Court. They also have a fun looking pool &#8211; you know how much I love water. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/?p=215\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;March 12, 2009&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-the-last-year-of-being-the-only-monster"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p90bYV-3t","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}