{"id":207,"date":"2009-03-11T14:05:16","date_gmt":"2009-03-11T20:05:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/?p=207"},"modified":"2009-03-11T14:05:16","modified_gmt":"2009-03-11T20:05:16","slug":"march-11-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/?p=207","title":{"rendered":"March 11, 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe it &#8211; they are still keeping it up&#8230;maybe they did mean that they would write more often! Well, we&#8217;ll see &#8211; it has only been a few days right?<\/p>\n<p>I was off to school again today. I had fun. Daddy picked me up and brought me home, and then I decided that I wanted lotion on my feet and legs. So Mommy helped me and gave me a foot massage&#8230;and I decided that I would do the same. If anyone deserves a massage it is my Mommy. She is nice and funny, loves me tons, and is very busy. Besides, my Daddy is to lazy to give Mommy a massage. So I put lotion on her feet and then rubbed them for her. Mommy said I was the best little monster ever! I completely agree!<\/p>\n<p>Night Night<\/p>\n<p>Alex<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe it &#8211; they are still keeping it up&#8230;maybe they did mean that they would write more often! Well, we&#8217;ll see &#8211; it has only been a few days right? I was off to school again today. I had fun. Daddy picked me up and brought me home, and then I decided that &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/?p=207\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;March 11, 2009&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-the-last-year-of-being-the-only-monster"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p90bYV-3l","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}