{"id":176,"date":"2007-09-05T21:28:02","date_gmt":"2007-09-06T03:28:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/?p=176"},"modified":"2007-09-05T21:28:02","modified_gmt":"2007-09-06T03:28:02","slug":"sept-5-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/?p=176","title":{"rendered":"Sept. 5, 2007"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somebody please call PETA on my father!!!! Yes PETA &#8211; People for the Ethical Treatment of Alex! I will get to this soon. But more importantly, I made it to 8 months. Amazing that my dad has not run me over with his car yet!<\/p>\n<p>So my day started at as usual, I woke up at about 4AM and mommy came into my room, calmed me down and brought me to her bed. I guess it is daddy&#8217;s too, but that will hopefully change soon. We then all got up at about 6 so that they could get ready for work and so that I can finally travel with dad to Grandma&#8217;s house.<\/p>\n<p>It was a usual day at Grandma&#8217;s and mommy came really early to pick me so that I could change for my pictures. Daddy got home almost on time and the picture taking began. Some were OK but others were not as I had to roll around to test the speed of dad&#8217;s camera. Mommy had to leave early for something at work and she left me with daddy.<\/p>\n<p>This is where my day goes to heck in a hand basket. I am a baby and I will get my diaper dirty on a regular basis. This evening was no exception. Daddy began the process of changing me by removing the dirty diaper and get a freezing cold wipe to clean me up. I was not happy about this and decided to roll over. Every time dad put me on my back, I would roll over. Come on I am a baby and I like to play. Well daddy must have been in one of his bad moods and  said fine Squirmy, I will just put the diaper on backwards since you will not play nice. I had it on backwards for almost 2 hours until mommy came home to rescue me. So please call PETA on my dad.<\/p>\n<p>The rest of the night was OK since mommy took care of me and told daddy to go play on a computer.<\/p>\n<p>See you tomorrow and hopefully PETA has a talk with daddy.<\/p>\n<p>Alexander the Squirmy Wormy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somebody please call PETA on my father!!!! Yes PETA &#8211; People for the Ethical Treatment of Alex! I will get to this soon. But more importantly, I made it to 8 months. Amazing that my dad has not run me over with his car yet! So my day started at as usual, I woke up &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/?p=176\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Sept. 5, 2007&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-year-1"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p90bYV-2Q","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}