{"id":173,"date":"2007-09-03T20:23:50","date_gmt":"2007-09-04T02:23:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/?p=173"},"modified":"2007-09-03T20:23:50","modified_gmt":"2007-09-04T02:23:50","slug":"september-3-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/?p=173","title":{"rendered":"September 3, 2007"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome back!!!<\/p>\n<p>I know that my parents have been slacking on writing to the blog for the past few months and I agree, there is no excuse for it, my daddy is plain and simply LAZY!!! I can&#8217;t blame my mommy because she spent the entire summer with me and we had way more important things to do than blog like: eat, nap, play, poop, nap, eat, play, and then go to bed. Daddy did his usual of going to work, caring for two lawns and houses and helping mom when she needed it, so he had plenty of time to blog but didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>To catch you up on what I did, my mommy had a birthday and she got a year wiser, daddy had one too but that just means he is getting old. Right before daddy&#8217;s birthday, a tree fell down in our back yard and took out my big deck and broke mommy&#8217;s car (actually, it just fell on the deck and did close to $3000 damage to Mel&#8217;s car {daddy}).<\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah, one of the best parts of the summer was that Auntie Shyster came home for the summer. We played a lot, ate a lot and finally rode in cars a lot as we made a road trip and took her back to Oklahoma City for her last year of school. On the trip home, daddy made me vist the John Deere factory, I have to admit it was fun but still, why do I have to do stuff to make him happy.<\/p>\n<p>Mommy says that once she gets into a schedule, she is going to go back and make some updates so that you can actully she what I did over the summer. Daddy finally posted some <a target=\"\" href=\"photo\" title=\"My Photo Album\">new pics<\/a> of me. Man is he fat, but then again he thinks he is a farmer.<\/p>\n<p>Glad to be back and cant wait to keep you posted on my adventures.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome back!!! I know that my parents have been slacking on writing to the blog for the past few months and I agree, there is no excuse for it, my daddy is plain and simply LAZY!!! I can&#8217;t blame my mommy because she spent the entire summer with me and we had way more important &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/?p=173\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;September 3, 2007&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-year-1"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p90bYV-2N","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alex.tumpr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}