You have to check out my favorite video on Hulu: Elmo Riding his Tricycle. Since I am busy watching the video, this post will not be very long.
Love Alex
Making my dad go gray since 2007
You have to check out my favorite video on Hulu: Elmo Riding his Tricycle. Since I am busy watching the video, this post will not be very long.
Love Alex
So it is now April…I know it has been a while since my parents last post, but in their defense they have been kept busy. Mommy has doctor appointments, and her work, and Daddy has his work – and then they both have me to keep them extra busy…but I still put the blame on my lazy Daddy. He really doesn’t need that much sleep does he? I know Mommy needs her sleep – and I have been pretty good at letting her get it! Honest.
So what is new with me? I am taller – I have gone up a size in my jeans – and they don’t fall off me like the used to! Mommy also noticed yesterday that I was taller when I was playing basketball with her outside (I love being outside) and I was able to make baskets without the extra Mommy help lift for an Alex slam! I was really excited by that. Today Daddy, Mommy, CC, and I all went to the toy store where Daddy (and of course Mommy) got me my first bike. It is not really a bike since it has three wheels – but it has an awesome bell – what else is needed? I will make my lazy Daddy take pictures of me on it so that Ican post those up too for everyone to see! Mommy also got me a baseball bat (blue) and balls and I was able to hit the ball a few times – I think soccer is still more my game – I am really good at kicking the ball!
I don’t know if I told all of you, but I have 4 fish. They are called Nemo, Nemo, Nemo, and Nemo…they are not numbered so there is no way they can feel inferior to each other. I feed them twice a day and talk to them. I say morning to them and night night to them. Sometimes my brother Gizmo and my sister Panda will play with thme too – Daddy says that Panda Cat and Gizmo Cat want to eat Nemo, Nemo, Nemo, and Nemo, but I don’t believe him. Who would want to eat my Nemo’s? Doesn’t make sense to me…I will have to have Mommy straighten Daddy out…she is really good at that.
Well I am off to bed.
Love
Alex
I know some of you are thinking, why the new theme, well I decided that since Grandma Nikki loves me soooo much, I might put this theme up once in a while. It is call Japan Style and it really reminds me of her (not daddy since he it too fat).
Also Grandma Nikki like to remind me of my heritage, which if you do not know is mainly American, but I am 1/4 Japanese. You would think with how big daddy is, it would be like 3/4 but mommy says it is based on the number of grandparents and not how big someone might be, I of course and going to look in to this later in life. So back to Nikki, see loves to give me sembei – rice crackers. Some have nori (seaweed), some are plain, but most have soy sauce or teriyaki flavoring. She also makes me gohan (rice, saying sticky rice would be redundant for those who think rice is not sticky). I love her eventhough she gave birth to daddy.
So daddy, that guy is nuts, I mean he gives me miso soup, tofu, sushi and a host of other things that I like, but are odd. Mommy says it is OK because Nikki would also give it to me. Who knows, I think daddy is just trying to fatten me up.
Well off to my nap, maybe I will post later today.
Alex
Happy Friday the 13th…I have no idea what that means! So because it is a Friday, that means that my Grandma Nikki and my Grandpa Bill were here to play with me today. I have decided to call Grandma Nikki – Nik for short…works for me right?
So I had tons of fun with them today…and then since I decided that I needed to put ham in my hair…it became bath night! I love bath nights! Daddy gave me a bath, and I splashed and splashed him and I played with my purple octopus (which I love) and the boat too – which is tons of fun and even drank the bath water – which Daddy tells me over and over not to do…but I keep doing!
Mommy got me ready for bed and then I decided to watch and listen to Baby Beethoven and I am now sound asleep.
Love
Alex
So my Mommy got my lazy Daddy to go sign up a the gym. And what is really great about this place called the gym is that they have a special place for me to go play called Kids Court. They also have a fun looking pool – you know how much I love water. So Mommy, Auntie Shy Shy, and I all went to the gym…Daddy said he was too sick to go. In fact he was so sick that he asked Mommy and me to go get him soup from the Chinese place…which we did…(I love their chicken so I had that with some rice in case you were wondering).
I tired to fool Mommy into thinking that I wasn’t going to have a good time – I cried when she left…but Auntie Shy Shy ruined my fun when she dragged Mommy away and left me to play…which I did. Mommy came back soon and the people in charge told her what a great time I had!!! Then Mommy, Auntie Shy Shy, and I went to the pet store. Auntie Shy Shy got me some awesome new stuff for Nemo and Nemo (my fish) – Mommy said I should get some more plants and a place for them to hide and play before I get any more Nemo’s. Works for me! And then my friend Murphy has been getting into trouble, so we had to buy him a special bark collar. I pointed out to Auntie Shy Shy that is wouldn’t be fair to not buy Tasha one…so we did!
I decided to fall asleep in the car on the way home…so I guess I am done!
Love
Alex
I can’t believe it – they are still keeping it up…maybe they did mean that they would write more often! Well, we’ll see – it has only been a few days right?
I was off to school again today. I had fun. Daddy picked me up and brought me home, and then I decided that I wanted lotion on my feet and legs. So Mommy helped me and gave me a foot massage…and I decided that I would do the same. If anyone deserves a massage it is my Mommy. She is nice and funny, loves me tons, and is very busy. Besides, my Daddy is to lazy to give Mommy a massage. So I put lotion on her feet and then rubbed them for her. Mommy said I was the best little monster ever! I completely agree!
Night Night
Alex
Wow! 3 days in row…this is a record! My lazy parents might just not be so lazy after all…we’ll see if this contunues!
I slept in today – got up around 6:30 am but was not a happy Alex this morning. Mommy decided that I was overtired – how could that be? I just slept all night? But as usual Mommy was right…I took a 3 hour nap at school today…I was the nap champ!
So Daddy pick me up – which is weird…since it was Tuesday and that is usually a Mommy day. We went home and picked up Mommy and then went to a doctor’s appointment together. This time it wasn’t for me, but for my new little brother or sister. I am still not entirely sure what that is all about. But we all heard a loud, strong, heartbeat and Daddy says that at the next appointment I will get to see a picture of my new little bro or sis. I guess that is cool – I really love pictures.
Well I am off to bed – eventhough I slept extra long today, I still gotta get my zzzzzzzzz’s in so that I can be a little monster tomorrow too!
Love
Alex
Wow – two days in a row…sounds like someone is trying to get rehired…we”ll see about that!
My day was great. I picked out my clothes this morning – as I do most of the time. Jeans are my favorite – I throw a fit if my parents try to put me in something else. So most days I wear jeans…except when Daddy decides that I can’t for some reason (like when Mommy tells him that my jeans are dirty and I have to wear something eles) or I decide that I don’t want to wear jeans – then it is overalls!
So Daddy made me eat yogurt this morning – which I did to appease him. Some how, my lunch box is missing – so after Mommy made my lunch, Daddy took it to school in a plastic bag – it was ghetto…gotta find that bag…I wonder what my silly Daddy did with it. I mean I couldn’t possibly have lost it right?
Mommy picked me up early from school. I was in the middle of a snack of goldfish (my favorite) and some milk. My teacher said I had a GREAT day (as if there would be any doubt) and then Mommy took me to my ear doctor. We played in the waiting room for a while and then I saw the doctor and she said my ears look great! Big shock there…I am perfect! Just ask my grandma’s that’s what they always tell me.
I had some chicken for diner and some hot dog from Big Star (Mommy’s favorite place ever) and also some corn and green beans. All favorites of mine!
It is getting close to bed time – so I am going to get into my pj’s soon and head off to sleep – maybe!!!!
Love
Alex
Missed me? My parents are sooooooo fired again. Ok at least my daddy is…my mommy has a good excuse. In case you all don’t know, my parents decided that life wasn’t exciting enough and I am going to be a BIG BROTHER this summer – in August (probably) maybe July…but we’ll see. Now I don’t really know what all the excitement is…I mean I really thought life was perfect and great. I guess my parents’ didn’t agree with that. Personally, I think they are in for a lot of trouble…he he he!
So what is new with me? I still LOVE to eat chicken. Still LOVE my kitty cats – Panda and Gizmo. I now have two fish – that I named Nemo and Nemo. Grandma CC got a new doggie for me named Murphy. He is great. I go to school three days a week, then I spend one day with Grandma CC and Vickie and another day with Grandma Nikki and Grandpa Bill. My weekends and evenings are still my time to tortue my daddy – I really love that time! I also get to hang out with my mommy – that is tons of fun too.
Now that Auntie Shy Shy (as I call her) has moved back to K-town instead of living in Oklahoma – I see her all the time too – that it sweet! My Uncle Don called my mommy the other day and asked if I would like to be his ring bearer – mommy said I would, so I get to do that on June 21st – which is also mommy’s birthday – I wonder what I should make my daddy get her this year? Any suggestions?
Let’s see – Daddy left me for a while and went to a place called Phoneix, Arizona – and then he came back home. Some how Quicey my monkey went with him…but he was always with me when I wanted or needed him – nap time and bed time and when I wanted to play. Quicey is really smart like that! He goes to school with me in my backpack, he rides in both mommy’s car and daddy’s car with me, and he sleeps in my bed with me at night too.
I really love the movies Nemo, Cars, anything with Elmo, and Thomas the Train – I also like 101 Dalmations (which I call puppies) and Aladdin. Madagascar is fun too – but my parents limit my show time. I can’t wait to get back outside – but it is still cold and wet…so that will have to wait a while.
So that’s what is new with me right now. I will try to get my parents to update on a more regular basis! Daddy is so fired. AGAIN!
So how much proof do you want that my father is a lazy bum. Well first, we are offcially changing his name to Fatty too Fatty McDaddy. Second, he is fat and third, he is fat and eats my food on me.
So back to Fatty too Fatty being lazy. He has had the time to update the code on my website 3 time since the last post, add photos (which is part of his job), move his computer room around and eat what amounts to a comeplete cow in hamburgers (it is true, I have seen it); but he has yet to make a post for me. He slept all day today and did not play with me once. He could have at least done that, or make this post earlier, but noooooo he is lazy.
So what has Alex done in the past what seems like a year. Well, I know a ton of words. I can say quite a few, my favorite is Ma Ma, but I love saying Uh Oh!!! I also go to school 3 times a week now. I get to play with a lot of friends there and sometimes I get to make wonderful art that mommy loves and daddy says; “good job Picasso”. No clue what that means, but I am sure it is not nice. Earlier this week, I got my first walk in snow. It was kinda odd, but after Fatty too Fatty put me in the middle of the driveway, I had to walk in it to get to my car seat in MY Jeep. Yes it is my Jeep because Fatty too Fatty knows that Hannah Montana needs to be played when he is driving me places.
Oh Yeah, I forgot to mention all of theparties I have been to. First Auntie Shyster got married to some guy. I am not being mean, but it is kinda like Fatty too Fatty’s brother, they are both my uncles but I never see them. so they are now called Uncle Some guy 1 and Uncle Some guy 2. I also have Uncle Jeff – I have seen him the most lately! From what mommy says his name is Darrell and he roots for the red and white. That is correct, he claims to be a U of OK (no clue why the call it OU) fan, but he is really a Wisconsin fan — GO BUCKY!!!!!!!! I also had a party at my house yesterday. Fatty too Fatty’s whole family showed up and they eat a lot of food, but not nearly as much as Fatty too Fatty.
Well, I am going to stop posting and maybe mommy will help me out tomorrow since Fatty too Fatty lost his mind a long time ago and can’t remember all of my fun times.
See Ya!!
Alex